i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Randomize
