OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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