high people should be assigned attendants
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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