I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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