I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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