I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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