So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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