Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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