how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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