She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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