"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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