I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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