no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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