No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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