Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize