i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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