don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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