It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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