dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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