walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is wine microwaveable?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
