So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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