dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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