He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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