your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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