nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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