I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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