This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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