You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
one might say we're banned from that church
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I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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