i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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