i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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