If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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