I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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