i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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