I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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