it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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