Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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