as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
