your thong is hanging out like whoa
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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