I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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