sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
