508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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