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I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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