the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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