I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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