you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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