He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
dude. I can hear the air.
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