He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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