I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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