Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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