Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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