Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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