Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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