Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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