names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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