North Korea, Best Korea!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no you cant smoke seaweed
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have aggressive nipples.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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