The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We need a shit load of segways right now
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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