Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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