physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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