Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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